New series time!
Now, you know I love me a good theme party. (Or if you didn’t, fun fact: I love theme parties.) But there are only so many occasions over the course of the year for such shenanigans. I know, it’s real sad. HOWEVER! We can find ways to slip thematic festivities into any old day we want! Let’s kick it off with “In the mood for… wallowing.” Hear me out, it doesn’t sound festive, but sometimes you just need to wallow in all the feelings. Maybe you’re dealing with a breakup. (I never liked that asshole.) Maybe you’re rocking a sweet case of PMS. (I never liked that uterus.) Don’t fret. I got you.
- Fuzzy Ass Blanket
- Rom Com: So many good ones out there, but I tend to stick with the classics. When Harry Met Sally. You’ve Got Mail. Or for some international flair, French Kiss.
- Goodies: This looks damn tasty. I don’t think the addition of bourbon would hurt anything, either. However, depending on how deep you’re wallowing, think carefully about that. And the fact that this recipe involves fire. I will not be held responsible for any kitchen fires during wallow time. Sometimes it’s best to stick with our old pals, Ben and Jerry.
- Maybe you’re a savory kind of gal or guy. Boom. Two tasty treats in one.
- Face Mask: In the immortal words of Donna Meagle, treat yo self. This business is amazing. I used it once and my dry ass desert face was INTO IT. If you’re looking for a satisfying tactile experience, you can’t go wrong with a peel off mask. It’s the classy version of peeling dried glue off your hands.
Are you a wallower? What are your favorite ways to wallow?